Temperamental Heater; woke to a cold-*** bedroom
Broken Glass fell in the Garbage Disposal,
spent an hour fishing it out before it died;
A busted Water Pipe out front;
******* Kitten ***** behind every obstacle;

**** this Thursday.
**** this very day.
I've been awake for two measly hours
and already it's taking it's toll.

I hope work goes better than this morning has so far,
if things don't improve,
there shall be Metal.
Even if they do,
there shall be Metal
in lieu of physical violence.