For when young
we do not know
our left leg from the right
so woman
please do not ask
me to dance
in the kariokei
I put my left leg in
and fell on my ****
in ballroom trod on your toes
so women all I ask
is slow the music down
for that is what men do
then men can dance
and I have 6 inches
that tell me that to
makes us good at romance.