Dear David Cameron,
get your glasses on and read what follows on.

We need,
a minister for happy hearts another one for brand new starts,one for kisses,one for wishes and a Minister to wash the dinner dishes.

Also,
as you may know,
we need a minister for mundanities an under secretary of profanities,a watching brief to watch the briefs and a diplomat to let me see some of that.

We may require,
and I think we will, a standing committee to sit quite still,most importantly I think you'll see is,we need a ministry of ministers to minister to the ministers in a private capacity.

That's all for now,please think of how, we can attain a ministry for those insane.

I leave it all to you and know that you will try your best

all the best.
j