Tell the story of W. and L.

Nights with W.
Days with L.
****** with L.
And drinks with W.

Days spent in bed
only getting up to
go to the bathroom
for another shot.

Nights spent on the couch
only getting up to
go to the kitchen
For another drink.

Blow jobs from either.
Neither can cook.
Both like to get ******.

W. is a stripper.
L. Is an escort.
W. has fake ****.
L. has ones that sag.
W. is my elder.
L. is my junior.

They both only
Really.
Really love me.