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John Edward Smallshaw
Poems
Jun 14
Shower time
There's a lot to be said
about
not saying a lot.
Oxymoron
washes whiter
makes loose tongues
a little tighter.
Keeping your own counsel
is far better than keeping
that lazy lot in the local
council.
Can't smash a burger
or an egg
because
that's considered violent
behaviour,
so now
we must stroke the yolk
and pat the burger
and is hair conditioner
only conditioning your hair
or is your mind at risk?
Jeezus
very soon
we won't be able to ****
without first
sending out a weather warning
and then
they'll tax us for adding to
global warming.
We are done for
but the lunatics will
always run for
Prime Minister or
President
I guess it's meant to be.
Written by
John Edward Smallshaw
69/Here and now
(69/Here and now)
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