Paris journal just announced
that Gerard Depardieu has
been Botox’ing his nose for
the past half century and the
Oscar he won for Cyrano de
Bergerac is to be withdrawn.

He is now being called by the
Italians Monsieur Pinocchio.
French cinema goers are in
shock at this revelation even
a Baguette is being baked in
the actors name, Le Gerard !