I’m hoping to buy a house
that predates, herbicides,
pesticides and fungicides.

It is even pre eco, ancient,
there is no television aerial,
nor, did it have a microwave.

It is not tied to a pole like
all the other houses, there
are no wires or a fancy wok.

Goldilocks never lived there,
but it did belong to the bears,
so I’ll have to **** in the woods.