There was a couple vacationing in Mexico
***** and Beau
They are all about animals and nature
After a street artist did their caricature
They decided to go for a walk on the beach
When ***** looked out at the water she gave a screech
There in the small distance was a little dog drowning
No one on the beach cared, which had Beau & ***** frowning
Beau rushed in & saved the little guy
Glad that the dog didn’t die
They took him back to their cabin to dry
And get him fed
***** decided to call him Ted
He even slept with them in their bed
When they would take him for a walk
The Mexican people gave them a look of shock
And would start to low talk
The vacation was coming to an end
But they couldn’t part with Ted he was their friend
So they decided to take him back with them
But he needed to see a vet first before he could come
They took him to a vet who went nuts & kicked them out
Which left them wondering, what the hell was that all about?
They tried another vet, who saw Ted
After looking at him, the vet said
“I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this Mr & Mrs Schemata”
“But that's not a dog, that's an enorme rata!”

Based On An Urban Legend