Welcome to Ireland.
Sorry we are unable
to converse in your
language and please
don’t even attempt to
speak to us, in ours.

We don’t understand
that either, you know.
So you have as much
right to be here as we
do,Tir Gan Teanga is a
country with no name.

Hibernia is a Roman
Latin title, our poets
prefer Erin go Bragh.
Eire, call it what you
want, it won’t make a
bit of difference to us.