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Dr Peter Lim
Poems
3d
Song of the Gardener ( Please don't read! This is the world's Worst Poem!)
I ain't handsome
charm I've none
poor in ordinary speech
nothing of worth can I reach-
never went to school
I'm a farmer's son
worked daylong
until the setting of sun-
can't read or write
but conversant
with every flower
and plant--content
you're rich and pretty
why would you want
to marry me?
That would be your total misery!
Oh, so you said, now I see:
' A good gardener
makes a great lover!'
if so, I'll marry thee--readily !
Written by
Dr Peter Lim
M/Victoria, Australia
(M/Victoria, Australia)
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