Just imagine that your
French Press is loaded
With, not coffee grinds,
But gunpowder and the
Plunger is a DC charger
Attached to a disc in a
Glass piston chamber.

Once it’s pushed down
The pressure has been
Compressed which then
Forces the caffeine mix
And causes an explosion
In your head, that’s why
I don’t drink toasted milk.

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          Trinitrotoluene

Ah, but Mister O'Leary some
of us Tea  'N  Tea drinkers get
bigger hits from C7H5(NO2)3.
than 100% Arabica or Robusta.

We think you're a ****** from
Cork, also that you are a secret
Barry's fan and that you should
In treatment with Gabriel Byrne.