Step 1
Pick up a stone
Aim well at the hen
Now the egg lies alone
As the bird flies away in pain

Step 2
Pick up the egg
Put it in your handbag
Let the chick-less hen beg
Let the childless mother nag

Step 3
In the frying pan
Heat the oil a little late
Sprinkle some salt if you can
Crack the egg and fry the omelet

Step 4
Serve the delicious omelet
With some green chili sauce
On a pretty looking glass plate
As another mother awaits a child loss.