I just bought Montana
After I wheeled and dealed with Ted  
He's soon to move his buffalo
To Idaho instead

I'm heading for adventure
Wherever that is at
If you've yet to figure all this out
I'll now be herding cats

I've rounded up quite a bunch
Collected coast to coast
Who's to say I'm out to lunch
When it comes to top 500 clubs

There might be a dip in the economy
Which will affect a lot of moods
With the closing of Chinese restaurants
As they all run low on food

It's crazy to think this grand idea
Popped up out of the blue
With the few brain cells, I have left
What else could a genius like me do

Now with plenty of acreage
As Montana is massive in size
They'll have room to roam on this range they call home
To live out their 9 lives

Not sure yet how I'll draw a profit
I haven't thought that far ahead
May open back up the restaurants
Called Mikes Takee Outee Montana Bred instead

We'll have to see how it goes, as the herd grows
This side of The Badlands
Underneath The Big Sky, my Felines and I
In my quest at herding cats