I'm still fond of little Reno
Taught school there for 2 years
Coached a little basketball
Met a Turkish psychiatrist

Not too far from California
Tahoe in the winter
Truly, a beautiful sight
Then on to San Francisco

Taught Julius Caesar there
Dr. Cohen says it's a warning
Brutus even worse
The noble Romans all deluded

Not a teacher anymore
Disability
Washed a few dishes
Drive my son to work

                           Reno!