Happy i am Dancing in flowers. Happy I am Feelings are great Happy I am Going on a date. Happy I am A dinner for two. Happy I am I must not rant, Happy I am Not to get excited And piddle My pants. Happy I am I just got paid Happy I am I’ve never Been laid Happy I am Like champagne In a coffee cup Im staying Undateable Because He never turned up. Sat at the table Put on a smile Felt undateable Still un-relatable Not happy I am I feel deeply cut Looks like Another night in With me legs shut.