Santa is having quite a night,
His GPS has lost satellite,
While Mrs. Claus tracks him on her app,
Sending texts like "Update your map!"

Mrs. Claus also monitors his fitness stats,
No more cookies and that is that!
Just carrot smoothies and protein shakes,
For all those brief rooftop breaks.

Through modern chimneys, sleek and slim,
Santa barely fits his jolly girth within,
Quietly squeezing through with care,
And tiptoeing softly on the stairs!

Past security systems he must creep,
Around motion sensors, he must sneak,
While surveillance cameras try to track his path,
He must outsmart home securities wrath!

The pets he meets are tech-savvy too,
With GPS collars, bright and new,
But Santa's got some tricks to share:
Premium treats and toys to spare!

Now Santa must be very quiet,
To avoid causing a townwide riot,
With no more "** ** **'s” when in flight,
Instead, he whispers
“Merry Christmas all, and to all a good night!”

©️Lizzie Bevis