When I was younger I always found slim chicks attractive. The mere sight of a bit of blubber turned me right off.

Now I'm older I prefer a woman with jiggly bits. Fat Bertha was key in this change. She's a doll. She's also not that intelligent but I can live with that cos she has a heart of gold and knows all the right buttons to press.

As  for Randy Sue, she's in it for the rumpy pumpy, which I enjoyed immensely but compared to Fat Bertha she's no competition.

Therefore, I have asked Fat Bertha to be my official girlfriend.
She has accepted and these last few weeks have been amazing.
She makes a mean shepherds pie and always has cakes on the go.

We're gonna spend Christmas together and who knows I may even pop the question.

Summing up, I can't wait to spend the rest of my days with the most gorgeous *** I've ever laid eyes on.
Also, she is the most kind and funny woman I have known.

** ** ** , merry Christmas 🌲