When you get drunk And clown and ape Boy, if she is the one, she wont get mad but pour you another one. For the lords name From vain to keep And heart full of love. Boy if she is a gal To mean that knows The womans place To near next to mine A world on the string time on watchchain Boy if she is the one She will understand What its like to be a man In a world like this corrupted and sold out Left broke in middle Boy if she is a gal Of class she wont cry Over spilled milk But help you to pick the lesser of the evils With mind well minded Boy if she is the one For the heart of gold Of only worth worthy of the care of my son. If my daughter sure will. She does. Sure is mine.