There I was - Alone - in someone else's cozy home (I didn't break in; it was open) Watching home alone With no-one home
... and I was ****** That's when you guys phoned And now we're not alone It'sΒ Β me and you ... guys . . . On Christmas Eve.
Jeez - should we just have a cup of nog and forget all about it? I think I saw some in the fridge ...
No? Turn around? Hands behind.. m. My back? Right... Yeah I got it. I'm coming.. Take it easy!. Fella. Jeez-us-merry-tap-dancing-Christmas Am I right? ... No? What's that... shut the **** up? - Alrighty, Amen...
[just before we began]
"Seriously though, it's sooo good. It's definitely one of my favorite movies. And they had it on Laser DISC. Who even has laser disc - (scoffs) Come on. You know - I had to watch it.
Later:
Hey... Come on. It's me guys. you know I'm just goofing off. Larry, how many times you picked me up lost, wandering alone? Have a little Christmas spirit, huh? If you don't close the door you can just undo the handcuffs and everybody goes home. You ain't called it in yet, right? Right? Come on...
{Unintelligible radio chatter} "- Larry, he's got a point in I'm just trying to get home -"
Man! I appreciate it. Merry Christmas, guys! (Waves good-bye, walks away away high as a kite on adrenaline and dope!)
Phwew... that was a close one. Merry Christmas folks.