Doggerel is the way to go Going to master the art In the bad poetry show Useless lyrics Worthless rhyme I’m getting better Just give me time Ditties are crazy Limericks funny Writing doggerel I’m on the money. Hey ****** ****** The cat had a piddle All over the kitchen floor The little dog laughed To see such fun so The cat did a little bit more. Are these the words of a Doggerel poet I’m not very good and I think I know it.