I imagine
that if things do not change for the better,
of writing a letter to the Queen.

Have you seen where she lives?
what gives?
In a palace fit for a King there's a Queen, not that I've been,
I
was never invited to those black tie affairs,a statement it seems of my position in line to the throne.

I was delighted to hear that Prince Philip likes beer and Prince Charles likes a nice glass of Hock,then I was knocked for a six by one of those polo sticks when I heard who was third in the order of pecking,
let me tell you sincerely that it wasn't me,
not that I'd be averse to the role,I could see me in ermine,those robes made from vermin but that's a bit cruel, guess that's why I'm eating gruel and not freshly grilled trout,
and that's about it
though I'm not a royal, I'm loyal to the crown and though Liz let me down, I'll smile and not frown
but have you seen
where the Queen Lives?