and what would you prefer
here or over there on their side
of the divide?

The gap widens
Biden's still here though
so is Trump
and where I come from they say
'ecky thump'
oh
goodie.

I can't remember who's at number 10
they change Prime Ministers more often than
I change my underwear
but at least my ****** are constantly clean
washed in the Hotpoint washing machine,

things still look like we are living the dream,
as we beg off the strangers who pass by.