Every picture tells a story Whether it's romance, betrayal or of nothing that quite bores me Every picture tells its tale If sat by a river and up comes a stranger Just fishing in peace, never in any danger Starts with a tale of love and onto how he betrayed her It's not my business son, now packing up my pike lure For listening to some random bloke in the pub, spouting off after too many Stella's Is almost the same as chatting on the Tube, to some random fella But nobody beats the intricate details told by one, that man my Granddad The original, and the only, Storyteller