It's true that when it goes beyond a joke you'll find yourself in Bridlington or even worse Benidorm.
I woke only to be awake, shaking the sleep from my eyes where I keep the windows to my soul.
it's a funny feeling, waking, when you don't feel wide awake, those first steps you take, like floating, and the coating on your tongue, the residue of too much ***.
but I get on with my ablutions shave with a sword edged blade wait on pins in the kitchen until the tea is made.
Wednesday and I'm dying not unusual, I've done it before then I blow her a kiss from the hallway and let myself out of the door.