Money used to be when your trousers were down to your ankles with the weight of it
and now it's all ****** plastic, you could flamin' well float.

You might call me a fool, but
I'm still old school with no cards and only cash
so
when I cash in my chips there'll be no plastic bits to scoop up.

that's it for tonight
I have a ***** and coke
not
that kind of coke in case you ask.