My name is Van
and yes, I am in
Transit with my
Partner who is
a professional
Boxer, she has
a Combo friend
living in Bedford
with a lemon
grower, who oddly
enough is called
Citroen. He & Dyna
make up a ménage
a trois, she is a
very well known
Sprinter and easy
pick up, any M.A.N
is fair game, she
would love to be a
Lorry-ette, but alas;
she doesn’t have
a poetic license !