Mr Jones had the sum of five bucks So he bought a coffee at Starbucks Their lattes were inexpensively priced So none of his meager dollars were sacrificed He was a man who knew the value of cash And never spent oodles from his stash As he slurped the coffee down he did smile For he'd saved a humongous money pile He lived the life of a very frugal chap And rarely emptied his finance's tap