We'll
call it a **** show and
they'll make it a hit show
then your license fee increases,
and for re-runs read home runs
we know that they're creaming it in.

they're dealing from the bottom of the deck
and them shysters in Westminster are up to
their neck in it
and so
we'll call it a **** show.

piggin' sick is not the same
as a pig in clover,
but
we'll get over it
or go under
and sink.