Who gives two flucks about strawbucks?
Mother's ruin is doing it for me.

I've  drunk Lapsang with Goolagong in the '70s
but she won't remember me,

saw Wayne on a train down at Waterloo when
I was
'watching the detectives'

and now I have a headache.

I know what Louis XV1 felt like
with his
head in a basket.