Welcome to the miracle of birth,
all the bloat none of the mirth.
You had your ****** ******* fun
now your misery has just begun.
Weight gain and no more *****
never win you will only lose.
Morning sickness you have to ***
husband works late sets him free
to celebrate his super *****
drink Tequila eat the worm
get a ******* from a friend
doesn't even matter in the end.