'Goodwill to all men'
but that was back then
when most men were..
( and now I'm trying to think what most men were but I swear that I can't think )

...malcontents with armaments
refugees in canvas tents
we should sue for recompense..

..there'll be another truce
time for croissants and
orange juice

it's a ***** war
so what's the use
in trying to stay clean.