It is quite amazing how so many experts crawl out of the woodwork,
Facebook must be magic.

If only I could be so certain about things I know little about.
but I know enough to know that there's never enough
and when I've had enough I will let you know
so
go on
tell me more about how Einstein was wrong
tell me how to counteract excruciating pain, and
tell me again who I was in a previous life.

and yet
here I am
a sham of a man
pretending that I'm learning
when in fact
I'm just getting closer to the edge.