I don’t feel comfortable being a victim I suppose I am A victim Probably more than most I don’t like to stay a victim Though being one seems unavoidable ****** up **** Has routinely happened to me Since I was a baby Amazing **** too I probably deserved it Most of it I was a knucklehead And I’m still an ******* Sometimes Which simply means I’m an ******* There is no such thing as being a little ******* When it comes to assholery It’s either all out or all in Or maybe just wipe clean And itch less Being a victim Feels itchy to me