Feeling all alone, life is on postpone. No one seems to care, time is now to beware. Stick me with a fork, in my *** is a scented cork. Farts smelling like a rose, watching bodies decompose. Climbing up Jacob's ladder, peeing a lot cause of my bladder. Calling me an Uncle Tom, shaving my hairy palm. Addicted to Candy Crush, brain turning into mush. Tired of always snapping, I deserve some ***** slapping. Grass is always greener, with the little old lady from Pasadena. On board the love boat, left me with a sore throat. Saving money is impossible, spending is just unstoppable. Writing rhymes is all I know, all my ducts are in a row. Going fishing without a pole, one to many hits from my bowl. Dying of old age, took my final bow, on the center stage.