People say Dogs are our Children Let’s explore that notion
We live in the TIME of the rainbow Where if you feel IT, Or think IT Makes IT SO! Let’s see what we know!
Both Children and Dogs need you when they are very small Dogs don’t wear diapers Children are not taught how to crawl By the time children learn to dress Both Children and Dogs need you less
Children talk incessantly but don’t always listen Dogs listen as long as you need Go for a walk, the Dog chooses the speed
A Dog will lick your tears A Dog can sense your fears Dogs don’t say a word But their feelings are still heard
When Dogs growl and bark Their emotions quickly turn dark Dogs tell you where they stand Don’t listen, they can bite your hand Children don’t bite you Their words do Both cut just as deep Into your memory, these events seep
People aren’t allergic to their children
If Dogs were our Children , When meeting other People First they sniff each other’s butts Friend or foe That’s all they need to know
People use toilets Dogs use the floor There’s an exception to every rule; Yes, dogs too can go to school
Children won’t eat things they don’t like Dogs eat everything, Than throws it up late at night
Children come when asked Dogs run wild in soft green grass
Dogs have Fur From head to tail Children’s unruly hair can seem like hell
Children don’t get fleas They get Head lice from daycare schools That do as they please From clueless busy parents, Who don’t think twice Bringing their infected children to school Against the Golden rule Every household, With a head full of lice Will tell you the nightmare is not nice.
Dogs get stickers in their feet Children get ouches and boo-boos A cartoon Band-Aid treat
Children kiss you with love and grace Dogs will lick your face
While both Dogs and Children cuddle all night long They both fall asleep with a nursery song
Both Dogs and Children hog the covers and the bed No matter how much Pushing, pulling, or pleading is said It’s no longer your bed
In the morning, you wake Move slowly for heaven’s sake When children fall into a deep sleep Waking them is like Raising the dead A dog’s foot and paw pushing against your head. Smile with loving contentment as you slowly slip out of bed. Children and Dogs need to be fed
Children have their own rooms Dogs sleep everywhere there is nothing worse than Bad Dog Breath and slobber A dog will alert you when there’s a robber
Children leave home when they’re grown Dogs are loyal until the day they die Dogs do not cry or tell Lies
Both Children and Dogs will show emotion in their eyes Dogs don’t hold grudges Or refuse to forgive Dogs live and let live
Children can’t easily discern between good and bad. Children are trusting pray Now that is SAD Dogs know instantly predator or prey
While Dogs and Children have their merits Not all People are Children People However Only some People are Dog People