Alternative title-  The best poem in the world (ever) so put it on the daily email please.
Small brown envelopes of cash are available by negotiation.
Copyright martin. All rights reserved
including mine to live in the fantasy world of my choice, in which having written the best poem in the world, I am asked to write ditties for the Queen, and invited on holiday by Sir Richard Branson to his private island. Of course I refuse, far too ******, all that money. (Not the Queen you understand, I would not refuse her, within reason).
The wife says I'm in a funny mood today. Don't know what she means.