Am I to be a shining knight? Slay the dragon, Climb the tower, Defeat the evil king with my might?
Do you need the gentle giant, A gorilla in the mist, Some juxtaposition of size and timidity, A stalwart wall of muscle that is oh-so reliant?
Shall I be an old-time Cowboy, The Marlboro Man made flesh, With those predator/prey eyes that scan the horizon, Shaded from the sun with a hat made of corduroy.
Or maybe I should just stay me, The man that is always there for you, The joking friend that is your favorite person, The one that makes you feel oh so free.