Rainbow


A flat sheet of light gauge iron

has zero load bearing tolerance

but once it is corrugated, not only

does it provide aqueducts, it can

also furnish an excellent weight

bearing covering from rain.


When God created the universe,

the initial intention to protect it

from the elements was considered.


The idea was to have a permanent

dome made of glass in the form of

a prism, which would light up when

the sun shone through it.


Unbeknown to God (he doesn’t know

everything) his wife had done a course

In divining and she got right good at

inding water. Sure didn’t she drain

the moon dry.


Anyway, God finished the dome and got

the painters to colour it in, but his wife

totally disapproved of the shades and she,

out of pure resentment tried to wash them

off and has been doing so ever since.