This is a mean old world
Try and live in all by yo self
Need some help from Gandalf
And from Legolas the Elf

In my solitude
Movies and my bookshelf
Can't be with the one I really love
She's out ballin' someone else

The Transition to Sameness
Means psychiatrists make a lotta money
I like Billy Crystal
Steve Martin still is still is funny

So is Kate McKinnon
Saw her on SNL
Fear at times of phoning
Fear of Eternal Hell

I like Life of Pi
It is the better story
Wonder where I'll die?
This train Bound for Glory

                 Charlotte!