There is a deck and yet no ship,
I'm playing poker and my hand is..

..slipping a card from my sleeve
and now I do believe
that I'm enjoying this game.

I really prefer playing whist
with the couple next door
because they're always ******.

sometimes
we play
Ludo, Cluedo,
Monopoly and you know
that other game
Twister,

Mister from next door
swore I was cheating
probably because I beat him
every single time.