Just like with my Buckeyes, I’m an Eagles fan and I wear my heart on my sleeve Now here I am waking up to a blue Monday In shock from a disaster I can’t believe
I know that I sound crazy sometimes When I talk about conspiracy theory And I know that I put people off And make them feel a little weary
But please understand that’s the passion If you truly know me, you know I’m all in Jesus, Wife, Family, Buckeyes, KISS, Friends,Eagles and I wanted them to win
The State Farm connection I needed For everyone to see, It was played in the State Farm Stadium And the spokesperson is the QB of KC
But I’m not really a crazy person There’s no need to be afraid of me The bottom line is an Eagles fumble gave The Chiefs a TD and the Eagles had no D
So here I am on this Blue Monday With no way to let out my aggression And I can’t seem to fight my way out Of my severe case of Green Depression