Cat's don' like beer
my ***** has fallen off it's chair
he sure can't take his liquor
he's throwing up his kitty cat dinner

I told him to slow down
now he's out on the ground
I will not shed a tear
I had told him, Cat's don't like beer

If he had only listened that ***** of mine
I told him my friend and feline
goodness stay on the wine
but did kitty listen... the swine

No he had just lap and lapped
and till he was groggy and queer
I did warn him
Cat's don't like beer


By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris
By NeonSolaris

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