Rare dapper trapper
Your wild spontaneous passion
Enraptures every fraction
Of my delicate inner world
Makes my heartbeat increase
And reach the thrillingly
Bewitching galaxies

Your splashiness is
Bedazzling and dazzling
Daring and immersing
Worldwide out-of-sight delight
You spin me in an unbelievably
Unending and serene sea
Of dominant sensual dreams

Your unparalleled and wicked pulchritude moves me
Takes me into your next naughty level
Of diabolically enthralling lust
As you rain down an enormous
Lurid torrid of gloriousness
Jolly jaw-dropping ****

Red-hot tip-top megastar
So enthrallingly saucy and sparkling
So spankingly dangerous and devouring

My talented transparent treasure
Your fiery five-star fineness
Harmonizes with my heart
Makes me soar to shockingly
Saucy and piping-hot Mars
Where I marvel at the unveiling
Of your scintillating sensationalness
Lapse into your lipsmackingly splashy sweetness