I've seen a lot of Robins recently
and not one single Batman,
what's going on man?
said the Mayor of Gotham.

ain't nature grand?

wrens and jays
and turkeys
that laze in the sun

penguins with scowls and
owls with Churchillian jowls,

I have a Ladybird book of
let's take a look around
and we'll see how
wonderful nature
has been to me.

still looking for Batman though.