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****

To expel intestinal gases through the ****

The definition makes it sound kinda heinous.

Whether you pass wind or pass gas,

either way it comes out your ***

Farts are loud and some silent but deadly,

you can make it sound like a medley.

Farts are cool and sometimes funny,

lookout for ones that become runny.

Some like to **** in your face,

it may cause pink eye,

and sting like mace.

Farts can smell and usually bad,

must be a duck, says your dad.

I have farts that never stink,

although some were on the brink.

Dog farts will make you take cover,

the smell lingers and starts to hover.

Woman never ****

but watch out when they do,

it can be brutal,

once their comfortable with you.

If in certain places you must hold it in,

farting in church is considered a sin.

A good **** can make you feel good,

its part of life and fully understood.

Every **** deserves a smile or a giggle,

don't forget to give your *** a shake or a wiggle.

For ones who think farting is disgusting,

I bet your ******* needs a good dusting.

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