She's a momentary lapse of reason. A case of temporary insanity. Your entire perspective on life will change the moment she licks her lips. She's poetic chaos set to Tchaikovsky against a backdrop of life moving in slow motion. Much like alcohol she is both the cause and cure to all of life's problems. Even going so far as to leave you wondering if you're the problem. You're that one guy at the poker table who's spent the last hour trying to find the sucker only to realize it's you. She's a satin sunset that can move through you like the ghost of every dream you ever had. Her eyes can leave you feeling stretched. Turned inside out and yanked from your mortal coil. You'll learn to transcribe Ulysses in Latin from memory before you ever understand her fully. She stares at the moon because they understand one another. The trick is to let her run herself out. Once she's exhausted all her tricks. That's when you find out who she really is.