Unexpected smile from the lady beside me As I say goodbye after a day's work in the office Such joy,Β Β such a great smile , such radiance Perhaps we can can it?
Unexpected number plate 'Ph1 1LL' As he undercuts me at the traffic lights Calm down Phil It's only 8 a.m the morning I'm sure you'll get to work ok.
Unexpected gorilla bursts into my home Heads straight to the office and grabs my laptop Logs into my old Facebook account And starts sending illicit messages and naughty pictures You're welcome mate, grab a banana too
Unexpected kindness from the beggar at the parking bay Tells me that the meter is broken so don't bother I buy him a sandwich 'Ham and white bread will do'. No problem mate enjoy
Inspired by Artist David Shrigley piece of art 'Elephant chooses to stand on your car' Tate Liverpool