I was reading the Classics
while your fathers were in the pubs
solving all the world's problems after five pints
and some pork scratching

you chips of these blockheads
victims of your gene pool and station
whilst I can reference from Homer to Socrates
you're stuffing chips

dunces knows nowt bout masculinity
cept the toxic masculinity of your forebears
go beg your betters to read If by R Kipling to you
and see what being a man means

your crude boorish views disgraces you
witless contemplations defines your background
the State and Welfare can nurse you from cradle to grave
but Sense and Sensibility knows you not


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