He is an extraordinarily gorgeous and sparkling portrait
Brilliant, rich, vivid, and intriguing
Fiery, virile, insightful, and poetically intense dreaminess
Ardent, evocative, and heartachingly enthralling
Lurid four-star heart-throb
His strikingness is fixed in my mind

His magical swagtastic attraction is
A smashing high-fashion gallery
Bursting at the seams
With unequivocal irresistible bewitchment
I am tremendously transfixed on his freshalicious majestic thugness