She's not a lady In the strictest sense She's my puppy dog And that's her defense. Got her at seven months Wild and crazy And it's been so since. She's not like the others Both male And gotten as pups But we love her nevertheless. Oddly she and I have the same birthday We are both Virgos and that's a fact. Had just put down dear old Scout Didn't know what my life would be without Miraculously an email appeared From a friend who knew my pain Said someone took their pups back To the ******* again. We wanted a male But who could resist An opportunity like this. How can I describe her Noisy, enthusiastic, Stubborn Playful, Insistent, Beautiful And Special as all dogs should be.